Post by JasonX on May 23, 2002 15:06:26 GMT -5
Jason X
-2002
“Evil Gets An Upgrade”<br>Rating:
8=Really Good
Cast:
Lexa Doig
Kane Hodder
Dylan Bierk
Lisa Ryder
Chuck Campbell
Barna Moricz
Directed by:
Website: www.jasonxmovie.com
Runtime:
93min.
Date Reviewed:
May 23,2002
Review:
Is a really good movie packed with fun and action. O.k. so the movie starts with opening credits that were to scientific at first I thought I went to the wrong room but no it was “Jason X” that opening is really bad for a horror movie I thought it would start like with a lot of flash backs of all the previous films happening really fast like the beginning of “Halloween 6” started. Well the beginning with those credits reminded me of the “Resident Evil” opening credits.
So the movie begins and Jason is tide with chains, so later he takes them all of and kills the mens that came to take him away. After that Jason starts to chase (the main character) “Rowan”(Lexa Doig) and she locks him in the machine were he gets freezed but in that moment Jason trasspasses his machete through the machine and stabs “Rowan” so all the cold air spreads all over the room because when she got stabbed the exit doors closed so she freezes too.Then is year 2455 and some scientists find the bodys of Jason and Rowan so they take them to there ship to unfreeze them and the rest is history.
The deaths were pretty cool as usual brocken necks, brocken spine,chopped in half etc… As always there are stupid teens thinking about sex. The coolest death scene is the one that the scientific girl gets her head freezed and then Jason smacks her head and breaks the head into pieces and the recreation of the death scene with the sleeping bag was really cool and funny. I know the whole idea of being in space is stupid but it turned out o.k. Jason got really messed up by the robotic chick"Kay-Em 14" she kicked @ss!
I thought Jason would get his upgrade really fast but no in most of the movie he was still with his old look with his hockey mask. He gets his upgrade when he gets all fvcked up by the robot chick which she blow his arm,leg and head so after that is when he turns into the whole new look into “Ubber Jason” in which he looks totally awesome! Now his all in platinum he looks stronger,meaner,evil and good looking and also his eyes are now all red.
I was kind of dissapointed at the ending with those kids looking at the stars wich in that moment Jason and the other guy are going down in a really fast speed and the kids think is a shooting star they fall like a meteor in to the lake. So it ends with Jason mask in the bottom of the lake with the “Chi chi chi chi ha ha ha ha” sound letting us know that theres going to be a part 11.
I notice some familiar faces in this movie for example the guy that’s the main character and survivor his the retarded guy from the movie “Superstar” which he repeats everything 5 times. Also that idiot kid with the big nose that gets his arm chopped off at the beginning which he then ends up dead when Jason brokes him in half is the little ugly kid that appears as “The boy of the purple socks” in the movie “Harriet the spy”.
T & A: Some T!ts for the boys! ;D
Afterall: The movie is good I hate the whole space thing but everything turned out good. I wanted the film to be longer it was to short I wanted to see more of Jason with his new look but atleast the movie had a big body count he killed like 21 people! Well I recommend it to everyone who’s a fan of horror and loves “Friday the 13th” series! I definetely love this movie ;D
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